Nicholas Cage is a No-Talent Penismonkey

By Howard Zimmerle

LIGHTS UP

(man sitting in chair or standing up)

Nicholas Cage: Hi, I’m actor Nicholas Cage.

Howard: (runs onstage) No-talent penismonkey! (tackles Nicholas Cage, beats him up)

LIGHTS DOWN

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"Nicholas Cage is a No-Talent Penismonkey" debuted March 7, 2003.

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