copyright © 1999 by John Smick

Super Villain's Institute II

By John Smick

October 11, 1999

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Do you feel misunderstood?

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Have your loved ones turned away from you in horror or disgust?

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Does it bother you to have to share a bus with gays, people from diverse ethnic backgrounds, freaks with multiple facial piercings, anti-gun fanatics, non-Christians, the poor?

Do you lie awake at night thinking about power and world domination?

Has your ego been recently disfigured, mutilated, or made bald by an argument with more tolerant, intelligent friends?

If you answered yes to any of these questions, then you might potentially be [beat] a Super Conservative.

At the Super Conservative's Institute, we understand how hard it can be to become established as a hypocrite or maniacal despot.

Write us for our free pamphlet [hold up pamphlet] "Learning to Hate." In it, we outline our 10 step program [open pamphlet now but don't break up sentence] designed to help you nurture and develop the republican within.

Please call the Super Conservative's Institute now.

We're here to help you [quick beat] make them pay.

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