Should I?
Brandon Paul Salinas
WOMAN and MAN play checkers. Or some other two-person game. But I keep seeing checkers in my head for some reason.
woman
So?
man
So what?
woman
Should I?
man
Should you what?
woman
Fuck him.
man
Fuck him?
woman
Fuck him.
man
The seventeen-year-old?
woman
The seventeen-year-old.
man
No.
woman
No?
man
No.
woman
What do you mean, no?
man
I mean, you should not fuck the seventeen-year-old.
woman
Do you have any idea how cute he is?
man
I’ve seen him.
woman
Yeah, but you’re a guy. Guys don’t know how cute other guys are. You just see some young seventeen-year-old. But I see…
Relishes the thought
woman (cont.)
Some young seventeen-year-old.
man
Your move.
woman
He’s seventeen. He’s at his prime. Look at me. I’m nearing mine. Do you realize how hot this body can get?
man
Okay. Ew. Officially, ew. Can you not talk about your "hot body?" I have enough scars from that time you made me listen to our parents through the wall, okay?
woman
(laughs, preferably snorts)
man
Yeah. Yeah. Funny.
woman
I am a sexual being, you know.
man
No, you’re not. You’re my sister. My sister is not a sexual being. As far as I am concerned, you’re nothing but a sexless Barbie doll underneath all those clothes. No.
woman
You know what my favorite thing is?
man
I’m not listening to this.
woman
Oral sex.
man
I am seriously not listening to this.
woman
Come on. Say it with me. "Oral sex."
man
King me.
woman
The taste, the feel of a hot cock in my mouth. A warm tongue licking my clit.
man
I’m going to order a pizza. You want pizza?
woman
You wouldn’t believe how much I love oral sex.
man
You need to move now.
She moves. She kicks his ass. His jaw drops.
man
Holy shit. What did you just do?
woman
I think I just won the game.
man
How did you do that? You weren’t even watching.
woman
The vagina. It has powers.
man
Does it, now?
woman
Mm hm.
MAN re-arranges the board for another game.
woman
So.
man
So.
woman
Should I?
man
Should you what?
woman
Have sex with the seventeen-year-old.
man
Sure. Yes. Have sex with the seventeen-year-old.
woman
Thanks.
Lights out.
"Should I?" IS COPYRIGHTED MATERIAL AND MAY NOT BE DOWNLOADED, TRANSMITTED, PRINTED OR PERFORMED WITHOUT THE EXPRESS PERMISSION OF THE AUTHOR
"Should I?" debuted December 20, 2002, performed by Brandon Salinas and Regina Yunker.
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