"Camelot"

by Mike Rothschild

Lights up on three people, standing in a row on stage.

ONE

I am the severed penis of John F. Kennedy.

TWO

I am the severed penis of John F. Kennedy, Jr.

THREE

I am the severed penis of John F. Kennedy the third.

Pause

ONE

There’s no John F. Kennedy the third.

THREE

Then how could I be his severed penis?

They look at each other with bewilderment as the lights VERY SLOWLY FADE.
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June 20, 2003 - No Shame Los Angeles

Performed by Nic de Armendi, Brian Anderson, Mike Rothschild

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