I'd like the Smoky Mountain Cheeseburger with extra onions and a coffee.

Mashed, Freedom Fries or onion rings?

Did you say "freedom fries"?

Due to the French Government's lack of support for the war against terrorism, Lucky's Restaurant will now serve Freedom Fries instead of French Fries.

That's idiotic! First of all...

I don't make the rules, sir.

...French fries aren't actually from France, they're just French cut. Second, the French government...

What kind of side dish do you want?

Let me talk to your manager.

LARRY!

What I can do for you?

I'd like to know what's behind this ridiculous "freedom fries" thing.

Due to the French Government's lack of support for the war against terrorism...

I already told him, Lar.

So to protest, you change the name of your food? That doesn't hurt them.

We've changed all the names. We now serve Freedom Toast, Freedom Bread and Freedom Silk Pie. Don't you stand for freedom?

Aren't you with our boys?

Of course But deriding French culture isn't going to save anyone's life.

The French aren't with us, so they're against us. Like those dirty hippie protestors who hate America.

Some might say questioning your leaders is the most American thing you can do.

They're wrong.

Don't you want the world to be safe from weapons of mass destruction?

What does that have to do with french fries? You know, never mind. I'm changing my order. I'll have the German pancakes.

Let me guess. Freedom pancakes?

German pancakes are "Liberty Pancakes". So we don't confuse them with Swedish Pancakes. Those are "Justice Pancakes."

What did the Swedes do?

They're neutral.

And if you're not with us...

Jesus. I'll just have a salad.

Faggot.