The Lost Balls Blues @ by Sherwood Ross E E7 I woke up this morning, I could not find my balls A7 -A7 slide- E They wasn't nowheresin the bedroom, they wasn't rollin' down the halls B7 --B7slide- Honey said, "Don't bother looking in your pockets, I done searched your E overalls." CHORUS E7 I got the embarrassing, the highly embarrassing lost ball blues A7 --A7slide-- E I got the embarrassing, the highly embarrassing lost ball blues B7 ---B7slide--- E Ain't a man in all Chicago, walks in such low down shoes 2) E E7 I said, I thought I had them on me when I came home last night A7 E I said, I thought I had them on me when I came home last night B7 Honey said, "You are such a liar!" Go call your friend, Priscilla E She's probably got 'em someplace wedged in tight! Chorus 3)E E7 When the mailman brung Priscilla's package, Honey laughed 'til she had the fits! A7 ---slide --- Honey said your ever-lovin' sweetie, she insured them for just two bits! B7 I looked in the box in horror, I could not believe my eyes --slide B7--- E Them wasn't my balls inside it, the bitch sent me some other guys'(Chorus) 4) E Now if Honey and me gonna make a baby, whose kid is it gonna be? A7 --slide A7-- E Is a child yours legal if you use the balls of some other S.O.B.? B7 --slide B7-- The moral of this story, or should I say my tale? E Keep an eye on your cojones, no tellin' whose they'll send you in the mail!"The Lost Balls Blues" by Sherwood Ross IS COPYRIGHTED MATERIAL AND MAY NOT BE DOWNLOADED, TRANSMITTED, PRINTED OR PERFORMED WITHOUT THE EXPRESS PERMISSION OF THE AUTHOR
"The Lost Balls Blues" debuted March 29, 2002, performed by Sherwood Ross.