copyright © 2002/2004 Jonathan Price (music) / Scott McGee (lyrics)

No Shame Theatre Song

(Second Season Version)

music by Jonathan Price

new lyrics by Scott McGee


Our second season starts tonight, so welcome everyone.
You'll laugh, you'll cry, you'll drink your beer... you'll clap, then we'll be done.
This is the No Shame Theme Song. It keeps us all on track.
When I say "No Shame Theatre"... you just yell it back!

No Shame Theatre (No Shame Theatre)
We're back for Season Two!
No Shame Theatre (No Shame Theatre)
We had nothing... else... to do.
The writers have submitted scripts. The order is now set.
There's nothing more for them to do... 'cept sit out there and sweat.
The actors are prepared. They've had their scripts since nearly ten.
And if they fuck it up - too bad! We ain't doin' it again!
No Shame Theatre (No Shame Theatre)
There are no second tries.
No Shame Theatre (No Shame Theatre)
It's great... or else it dies!
And now we sing the final verse, so this show can start.
'Cause if I kept on singing this... this show would fall apart.
So drink your beer, have fun, enjoy! It was only five bucks to get in.
If it's your first time here tonight...well, where the fuck you been?!
No Shame Theatre (No Shame Theatre)
Where everything is tried.
No Shame Theatre (No Shame Theatre)
No Shame ... don't mean ... No Pride.
"No Shame Theatre Song" IS COPYRIGHTED MATERIAL AND MAY NOT BE DOWNLOADED, TRANSMITTED, PRINTED OR PERFORMED WITHOUT THE EXPRESS PERMISSION OF THE AUTHOR

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