copyright © 2002 / 2004 Jonathan Price (music) / Jeff Goode (lyrics)

No Shame Theatre Song

(A Rabbi and a Priest and Jesus Christ version)

music by Jonathan Price

lyrics by Jeff Goode

 
A Rabbi and a Priest and Jesus Christ walk in a bar
Now stop me if you've heard this one, before I go to far.

I wouldn't want to bore you with a joke you've heard before
I'll gladly tell the one about the Polish midget whore.

No Shame Theatre
(whispers:) We don't ever repeat.
No Shame Theatre
We don't ever re-- D'oh!!

The Barkeep asks the Priest, "So Father Jack, what'll it be?"
The Priest says, "Pork for these two yids - an altarboy for me."

I guess I should've asked if there are any pious folk
I wouldn't want to offend all y'all with this off-color joke.

No Shame Theatre
I hope you're not religious.
No Shame Theatre
Or ethnic. Or litigious.
The Barkeep hands the Priest an Altarboy served in a glass.
The Father promptly drops his drawers - and fucks him in the ass.

The Rabbi starts to yodel then, and Jesus slaps his face.
The bar becomes a ferris wheel - and spins off into space.

No Shame Theatre
Get out your mind and open wide
No Shame Theatre
No Shame Don't Mean No Pride!
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