A Rabbi and a Priest and Jesus Christ walk in a bar
Now stop me if you've heard this one, before I go to far.
I wouldn't want to bore you with a joke you've heard before
I'll gladly tell the one about the Polish midget whore.
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(whispers:) We don't ever repeat.
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We don't ever re-- D'oh!!
The Barkeep asks the Priest, "So Father Jack, what'll it be?"
The Priest says, "Pork for these two yids - an altarboy for me."
I guess I should've asked if there are any pious folk
I wouldn't want to offend all y'all with this off-color joke.
No Shame TheatreThe Barkeep hands the Priest an Altarboy served in a glass.
I hope you're not religious.
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Or ethnic. Or litigious.
The Rabbi starts to yodel then, and Jesus slaps his face.
The bar becomes a ferris wheel - and spins off into space.
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Get out your mind and open wide
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No Shame Don't Mean No Pride!
with:
Jeff Goode [vocals]
Meghan Sullivan [piano]
Brian Rochlin as the Rabbi
Jeff Goode as the Priest
Adam Hahn as Jesus Christ
and
Nelson Oliver as the Altarboy
Mike Rothschild [vocals]
??? [piano]