copyright © 2002 / 2004 Jonathan Price (music) / Jeff Goode (lyrics)

No Shame Theatre Song

(Charleston Sunburn version)

music by Jonathan Price

lyrics by Jeff Goode

 
So here we are in Charleston
And, man, this place is hot!
It's warmer than a witches...
Well, let's just say, you know what.

I went down to the beach today
And got burned in a place
That was not - how shall I put this? -
That just was not my face.

No Shame Theatre
Piccolo Spoleto
No Shame Theatre
In the land of the palmetto

I guess I should have listened
When they told me not to strip
On down to what God gave me
Just to take a Sunday dip

Some rules are meant to be obeyed
And others to be broke
Take my advice: obey the ones
That help prevent sunstroke

No Shame Theatre
I'm just so rebellious
No Shame Theatre
And now my butt's in hellious
So pardon if I don't sit down
I think I'd rather stand.
And if my entrances are slow
Just know it wasn't planned.

But, hey, enough about my ass
Please tell me about yours
But first I'd like you all to join
Me on the final chorus

No Shame Theatre
Thank God the show's inside
No Shame Theatre
No Shame Don't Mean No Pride!
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