I woke up in the morning
with electrodes on my nuts
A leash around my neck and half
a broomstick in my butt.
My first thought was "No, not again"
My heart was gripped with dread.
Another girlfriend's left
And left me handcuffed to the bed.
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They say that love is cruel
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But only with the proper tools.
I made myself some coffee
And I poured it in my pants.
And then I read the paper while
I did my morning dance.
(dances around like there's hot coffee in his pants)
The picture on the front page
Sent a chill through all my parts.
A naked strapping prisoner
Posing with my first sweetheart.
No Shame TheatreHer name was Lynndie England
My love I knew you when
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You torture me again
(spoken:)
Army Reserve Unit
Out of LaVale, West Virginia
I never saw her again.
She broke my heart, that girl.
And my balls.
And three of my fingers.
But it was her first time using thumbscrews.
And I think she didn't know you're not supposed to put vaseline on 'em.
She told her friends she wanted
To forget me in Iraq
But I know she still thinks of me
By the photos she sends back!
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Don Rumsfeld's fit to be tied... Ow!
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No Shame Don't Mean No Pride!
Jeff Goode [vocals]
Jonathan Price [piano]