copyright © 2002/2004 Jonathan Price

No Shame Theatre Song

(The Welcome Version)

music & lyrics by Jonathan Price

Welcome to the show we're calling No Shame Theatre
It's bold, it's brash, it's bellicose, it's....No Shame Theatre
The show tonight is different from most any show there be.
I'd like to say it's better, but...we'll have to wait and see.

No Shame Theatre (No Shame Theatre)
  Every night's a hoot.
No Shame Theatre (No Shame Theatre)
  Theatrical Crap Shoot.

The writers bring a script and get some time on this here stage.
It's good for them, it's good for you--and I hear it's all the rage.
There might be something topical.. There might be something crass.
There might be something musical--like drumming someone's ass.

No Shame Theatre (No Shame Theatre)
  Every week's brand new.
No Shame Theatre (No Shame Theatre)
  Assets in our shoe.

Yes, every week is different 'cause it's you who write the scenes.
If there's something you want to see, then bring it by all means.
So sit right back, enjoy the show, and laught and cry and cheer.
And afterwards, please stick around and, by God, Have A Beer!

No Shame Theatre (No Shame Theatre)
  Every night's inside.
No Shame Theatre (No Shame Theatre)
  No Shame don't mean No Pride.
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