Goodbye, My Darling
Im glad I found you just sitting here. Weve got a lot to talk about, you and I. No, dont say a word! This is about what I have to say to you! I saw you at the party last night. I tried to be by you, but there were just too many guys all surrounding you, and I didnt see you complaining about it.
Damn it, youre supposed to be mine! Thats what our relationship is all about! Youre there for me when I need support and comfort, and I give you everything you need! Well, I needed you last night, and you were servicing everybody but me!
Jesus, you think I wouldnt notice my best friend lowering himself on top of you? Did you think I wouldnt mind seeing you hold him tight? What about when two, three, even four or more guys all climbed on top of you? Even when you fell over and they didnt move a muscle to help you back up, and just laid sprawled over you, I dont recall you fighting them off!
That hurts! You dont know what it was like for me, seeing everybody at the party use you whenever they needed it! Guys, girls, even my dog Sparky climbed on you, and you took it! Everything you used to do for me, you did to everybody else last night. Maybe that wouldnt be so bad if you didnt completely ignore me. I would have liked a little bit, too! But you dont even care, do you?
Well, thats it. Im done with you. Youre cheap, stained, and nowhere near the shape you were in when I first found you. I dont love you anymore, I dont even want to look at you. Im tossing you out on the curb, and whoever finds you there can do what they want with you, because you dont mean a thing to me anymore. This afternoon, Im going out and buying a new recliner, and this ones going to be leather!THIS SCRIPT IS COPYRIGHTED MATERIAL AND MAY NOT BE DOWNLOADED, TRANSMITTED, PRINTED OR PERFORMED WITHOUT THE EXPRESS PERMISSION OF THE AUTHOR