copyright © 1999 by Brooks Peck

SUPER VILLAIN'S INSTITUTE

By Brooks Peck

April 23, 1999

 

[LIGHTS UP.]

[Read in a calm, peaceful, guidance counselor-like voice, full of understanding, with pauses between every question.]

Do you feel misunderstood?

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Have your loved ones turned away from you in horror or disgust?

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Do the other scientists fail to understand the real importance of your work?

Do you lie awake at night thinking about power and world domination?

Have you recently been disfigured, mutilated, or made bald by a major crime-fighting hero?

If you answered yes to any of these questions, then you might potentially be [beat] a Super Villain.

At the Super Villain's Institute, we understand how hard it can be to become established as a crime kingpin or maniacal despot.

Write us for our free pamphlet [hold up pamphlet] "Learning to Hate." In it, we outline our 10-step program [open pamphlet now but don't break up sentence] designed to help you nurture and develop the villain within.

Please call the Super Villain's Institute now.

We're here to help you [quick beat] make them pay.

[BLACKOUT.]

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© 1999 Super Villain's Institute

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