Egga and Ferd's Scavenger Hunt #2
by Brett Neveu

copyright © 1991


"EGGA AND FERD'S SCAVENGER HUNT #2" IS COPYRIGHTED MATERIAL AND MAY NOT BE DOWNLOADED, TRANSMITTED, PRINTED OR PERFORMED WITHOUT THE EXPRESS PERMISSION OF THE AUTHOR
(lights up. EGGA is running place toward the audience. FERD is doing the same and playing running music. They do this a little while and freeze.)

      ANNOUNCER
EGGA AND FERD'S SCAVENGER HUNT!!! Part twooooooo.....

(EGGA and FERD get two chairs and sit back to back, FERD facing a piano. They freeze again with looks of scarededness on their faces.)

      ANNOUNCER
EGGA and FERD caught by SHEIK POIDA and brought to the hidden hidout hideaway of GENERAL GUBEROO in their search of the scavenger to save the world from utter destruction. And now TO THE STORY!!!!!

      EGGA
OH FERD we are trapped in the hideout place of the evil people who are trying for us not to save the planet! Oh man! Oh jeeez! Alga alga alga alga alga! What do we do What Do we Doooooooo

      FERD
(playing piano always when he talks and at important moments, or ALLA TIME) I do not know! We are trapped like fleas, man!

      EGGA
Hey there FERD! You just played the peeaner there! So your hands must be free!! We are not tied together at all!! We are able to escape!!

      FERD
You are right on that point there!

      EGGA
Lets get out of here!!

      FERD
You know it!

      EGGA
Boy!

      FERD
Yeah!

(they run in place with the running music)

      EGGA
(looks at list) We must find item number five, the yaga hop spinich drooper! Oh where could it be!!!!!!!

(enter GENERAL GUBAROO and SHEIK POIDA)

      GENERAL GUBAROO
Stop them!! I am GENERAL GUBAROO and I tell you this!

      SHEIK POIDA
Yes! Stop you!! Stop you!!

      EGGA
Run faster! It's the two evil people!

      FERD
Okay!

(they run faster, and FERD plays faster)
(the SHEIK and the GENERAL catch up to them)

      SHEIK POIDA
Ah ha!

      GENERAL GUBAROO
You thought you could escape from me? I am the GENERAL GUBAROO a dasterdly mind of kniving lives intertwined in the demise of the wise and the size five! Hee hee hee!

      EGGA
What do we do? We have to find all of these things and we are trapped in this bad place by the bad people!!

      FERD
Lets invite them to help us!! Maybe that is all they want to do!!

      EGGA
Hey there!! Do you guys want to help us find all of this stuff to help save the world? Do ya?

      SHEIK POIDA
Well.......

      GENERAL GUBAROO
I do I do I do I do I do I do!!!!! That is all I really want!! I just want to help!!

      EGGA
Wow!

      FERD
Great and good and great!

      SHEIK POIDA
(aside)I do not want to help! I am mean and want them to fail!! Ha Ha!!

      EGGA
What did the SHEIK say?

      FERD
I think the sheik said that he is hungry.

      SHEIK
NO WAY!! (throws bomb at the others.)

(EGGA wigs out)
(FERD wigs out on the piano)
(GENERAL GUBAROO wigs out in his own way)
(SHEIK Laughs loudly and puts fingers in ears.)
(all freeze after awhile)

      ANNOUNCER
What will happen in the next exciting adventure of EGGA AND FERD'S SCAVENGER HUNT? Will EGGA and FERD blow up? Will the world be saved? Tune in next week and hear GENERAL GUBAROO say,

      GENERAL GUBAROO
This costs way to much for a polynit shirt.

      ANNOUNCER
Ha ha ha ha ha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(FERD plays final note.)

      end w/ black out.........üüüüüü

"Egga and Ferd's Scavenger Hunt #2" debuted October 4, 1991, performed by Brett Neveu and Doug Steckel. J.C. Luxton played the General.

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