Vi-Aggravation!
A No Shame Libretto for Clinton Johnston.
By Lee Moyer (who disavows all knowledge)
10/25/01
Im so low people. Im so blue,
Theres Anthrax, bombin and the West Nile Flu.
I watch the news and feel were screwed.
Should I cut my hair? Should I get tattooed?
I cant win, so what to do?
No I cant win, and I cant sue.
Im down so low I cant get up.
I wanna get down, but I cant shtup.
Oh I cant win. How bout you?
No I cant win, you know its true.
So Republican hack Bob Dole
That man took my hand, he righted my soul.
He told me of his simple cure.
I read his lips and the literature.
Now I feel better, I must say.
I use it just about every day.
Vi-agra, Vi-agra
Im the next Niagra
Im no longer a sad old thing
Im better now cause Ive got Shwing.
Gonna have me some fun before I die.
The times theyre hard, but so am I.
Vi-agra, Vi-agra
Seeking Senora Pelagra
Theres just one thing that Im still lacking
A gal who wants to give me backing
For my extended ground campaign
For all her deltas, peaks and plains.
Vi-agra, Vi-agra
Vi-agra, Vi-agra
Im Vi-aggravated!
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