Copyright © 2002 David Melvin, No Shame Theatre at Cutler Ridge, "Gangsta Gunnin’"

Chant, with stutter step on double lines, rapper style. All four dressed gansta style. All four pose like intro to Charlies Angels but gansta style and frozen. As lines are delivered break out emotionally then freeze back to pose. Only move when delivering lines.

1: I was chilling in my crib…Surfin’ TV

I saw the attacks on Lady Liberty!

2: I started to freak!

3: I started to rage!

4: I knew right away what I had to say!

All: Now this is war!

1: And we’re gunnin for you!

All: Now this is war!

2: You’re gonna feel it too!

All: Now this is war!

3: In a brand new way!

All: Guess what Osama it’s time to pay!

(All freeze, preacher enters and crosses stage, shaking finger as if scolding)

Preacher: Now killing crazy people

We know is a sin! (Preacher exits opposite stage)

4: But then they flew the planes into

our mighty twins!

All: Now this is war!

We’re gunnin for you!

Guess what Osama

Time to feel it too!

All: NOW THIS IS WAR!

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Exact date unknown.


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