- January 30, 2003 - No Shame Cutler Ridge
Reporter
Mr. President, I have a few questions for you.1st: When you ran for office you said there was no proof of global warming. Is that still true?
2nd: What are you going to do about war with Iraq and North Korea and do the Europeans care?
And 3rd: What did you do to mess up the economy so badly?
Cowboy speaks lines in country accent until he reaches "He’s a Cowboy baby" then switch to chanting.
Cowboy:
(Takes off hat,) Shade eyes as if looking in distance, reporter exits stage left)There’s no hole in the ozone
As far as I can see
(Grab suspenders, run hands up and down)I’m a cowboy from Texas
An oil-man indeed
Chorus:
He’s a cowboy baby!Cowboy:
In North Korea I’ll drop that bomb!Chorus:
He’s cowboy crazy!Cowboy:
And for my Daddy, Iraq gets some!Chorus:
He’s a cowboy baby!Cowboy:
Who cares if Europe’s afraid to sleep!Chorus:
He’s cowboy crazy!Cowboy:
I did not break the economyChorus:
He’s a cowboy baby!Cowboy:
But now that it’s broke, I’ll fix it for me!Chorus:
He’s cowboy crazy!
Cowboy:
I’ll go down in history!Chorus:
He’s a cowboy baby!Cowboy:
So why don’t you just let me be!Chorus:
He’s cowboy crazy! (Fade out)Lights out
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