Lyrics by Scott McGee

Music by Brett Webster

that fat boy is watching me

he's eyeing my meal

he's looking for scraps

or something to steal

he wants this last sandwich

these chips in my sack

he covets my pickle

he's bound to attack

fat boy just go away

fat boy I know you want more

fat boy just leave me alone

fat boy you are a fast food whore

oh what will i do

when he springs for my lunch

will i try to distract him

throw him something to munch

will i run will i hide

is my dinner time through

and what if he's thinking

i'm edible too

fat boy just go away

fat boy I know you want more

fat boy just leave me alone

fat boy you are a fast food whore

oh, here he comes here he is

there he goes he runs by

my food's still intact

i sit and i sigh

i was saved by the bells

it was heavenly luck

oh, i'll never forget

that lovely ice cream truck

fat boy just go away

fat boy I know you want more

fat boy just leave me alone

fat boy you are a fast food whore