TERRY: Okay, folks, we’ve been here for well over three hours now, and we’re nowhere near making a decision.

JENNY: I’m just throwing ideas out there, Terry.

TERRY: Jenny, I know.

JENNY: Can’t do more than that.

TERRY: I know.

JENNY: Just throwing ‘em out there.

TERRY: Jenny, please. We’re all trying to figure this thing out.

JENNY: Some of us more than others.

BOBBY: What does that mean?

JENNY: Well.

BOBBY: What? (to Terry) What? Am I doing something wrong?

TERRY: You’re not doing anything wrong, Bobby.

BOBBY: So what’s with the look?

JENNY: Oh, he’s not doing anything wrong, he’s just not doing anything.

BOBBY: The hell.

JENNY: Fine. Live in your dreamworld, Bobby, but some of us actually work for a living.

BOBBY: Don’t know what you’re talking about.

JENNY: Sure.

TERRY: Come on, you two, we’ve got to iron this out. Arguing right now is not gonna help us reach our deadline.

BOBBY: Fine with me.

JENNY: Okay, but I’m telling you guys, I’ve only got a limited number of ideas over here. I really don’t know where else we can go.

TERRY: Well, let’s take a look at the marketing aspect of this. How wide are we gonna want to go?

JENNY: Terry, that was my baby from the start and I think we’re still looking at 16 to 17 hundred. Minimum.

BOBBY: Too big.

JENNY: What?

BOBBY: Too big.

JENNY: What are you talking? That’s the way this thing gotta open. No question. It’s gotta be at least that many.

BOBBY: We should start 3 or 4 hundred. Start small.

JENNY: Small?

BOBBY: 3 or 4 hundred.

TERRY: I don’t know, Bobby. I think I’m leaning towards Jenny on this.

BOBBY: Terry…

TERRY: Yeah. I’m thinking we should go big. I don’t think small is what we want.

JENNY: Definitely big.

BOBBY: No way.

TERRY: Well, let’s ask the boss then. Max? What do you think it should be? Should we go big with this one?

MAX: Sometimes!

TERRY: (pause) Yeah, I know. Sometimes we go too wide.

BOBBY: It’s hurt us in the past.

TERRY: That’s true.

JENNY: I know, but... Max, don’t you think that taking risks is a part of what we need more of around here?

MAX: Sometimes.

JENNY: And don’t you think this is one of those times?

MAX: Sometimes. Sometimes!

JENNY: See! I agree with Max, we’ve got to make this go big or we’re gonna miss the big numbers down the line.

MAX: Sometimes!

TERRY: We have missed them a few times lately.

MAX: Sometimes.

BOBBY: Max, are you really sure about this?

MAX: Sometimes!

BOBBY: That’s good enough for me.

TERRY: Me too.

JENNY: Max is always right.

MAX: Sometimes!

JENNY: Oh, Max.

BOBBY: So humble this guy.

TERRY: Well, that decides it. We’re going big. Wow.

BOBBY: Yeah.

JENNY: You know, that’s gonna make the rest of our decisions pretty darn easy.

TERRY: That’s right. I didn’t think about that.

BOBBY: Holy crap. You’re right.

JENNY: Max did it again.

BOBBY: You’re the man, Max.

MAX: Sometimes.

TERRY: All the time, Max!

MAX: SOMETIMES!!!! (stands) Sometimes. Sometimes, I have to pee but I forget and it runs down my leg. Sometimes.

(pause)

TERRY: Indecision.

BOBBY: Indecision will cost you every time.

JENNY: No doubt about that. That’s what I’ve been saying all along.

TERRY: Good point, Max. And on that note, I think we should all take a break. Snacks, smokes, and don’t forget the bathroom. Right, Max? (slaps Max on the back as he’s leaving.)

MAX: Sometimes. The pee runs down my leg. Sometimes. (pause) I feel so all alone. (soft) ... sometimes...