The Sauce

By Shannon McCormick

FRIEND ONE:

Hey Shannon, what the heck is going on?

SHANNON:

What do you mean?

FRIEND ONE:

Well I can’t help but notice that you’ve had a string of women in here pleasuring you orally non-stop for the past 72 hours. Plus, there’s chicks lined up down the street for almost two blocks. What’s the story?

SHANNON:

Well, I’ll tell you. I’m had my regular man-flavor replaced with Blueberry Compote from the International House of Pancakes. Seems like the ladies just can’t get enough of the tasty tasty sensation of Blueberry Compote!

NARRATOR:

That’s right fellas, Blueberry Compote from the International House of Pancakes! Replace your regular man-flavor with tasty fruit syrup, and you too can become the most popular gentleman in your neighborhood. All for the low, low price of $70,000 and six-weeks of bed rest following the surgery on your groin.

WOMAN ONE:

Am I next?

Lights Out

"The Sauce" debuted September 13, 2002

Personnel:
Friend One-David Trachtenberg
Shannon McCormick
Narrator-Jericho Thorp
Woman One-Madeline Levrentjev

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