In the waiting room

Feeling kinda nervous

I’m here for my annual

Why don’t guys have to do this?

Sitting here with fresh shorn pubes

Reading out of date magazines

Been promiscuous this year

I hope I don’t have an STD

Oooh at the gynecologist

The nurses are rude and I feel like a whore

Oooh at the gynecologist

I really don’t want to do this anymore

The bitch calls my name

I follow her down the long hall

I get on the scale

Oh shit, I have gained 4 pounds

"Here, put this on"

She hands me a paper gown

Is this Versace, I ask?

She just gives me a disappointed frown

Oooh at the gynecologist

The nurses are rude and I feel like a whore

Oooh at the gynecologist

I really don’t want to do this anymore

Waiting again

Feeling a breeze on my butt

Looking at posters

Of at home breast self exams

The Dr. waltzes in

And gets out his instruments

"Please lay back"

"This is going to be a little cold"

Oooh at the gynecologist

The nurses are rude and I feel like a whore

Oooh at the gynecologist

I really don’t want to do this anymore

He uses the swab

Then jams his fingers up there

Presses on my tummy

Then he says he’s done, please get dressed

Putting on my skippies

Feeling shamed and violated

Walking down the hall

The bitch says have a nice day

Oooh at the gynecologist

The nurses are rude and I feel like a whore

Oooh at the gynecologist

I really don’t want to do this anymore

"Gyno song" debuted August 21, 2002, performed by Tabitha Lee.

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