Egg

by Arlen Lawson

Whose phone number, as of 8/2000, is (319) 354-9374.

Arlen is onstage. There is a brief pause arlen does a few interesting things with his hands or face.

Arlen: Adam Hahn? (pause) Total fag!

Lights Down!!!!!!

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AUTHOR'S NOTES:
"Egg" went up Feb.11, 2000. More specifically, it went up immediately before Adam Hahn's piece (for which I can thank the sense of humor of Kyle Lange who took the order that night and had read the pair of sentence fragments that made up my piece.) Or maybe a piece that was written by a friend of his and which he performed. Whatever the case (the latter, by the way) I think it effectively ruined his monologue, though it did not ruin his mood. I'm apologetic about the first, half relieved half miffed about the second.
I hear that someone was confused, thought I was talking about Adam Burton, and said "Yeah? So?" in response to it.

"Egg" debuted February 11, 2000, performed by Arlen Lawson.

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