Parking Lot Attack: A Fox 5 Exclusive
Clinton A. Johnston
[No Shame 11/30/01]
Anne Saxon anchor woman, unseen voice
Lesley Cavill onsite reporter, energetic, enjoying what shes saying.
[Annes voice is heard from offstage. On stage, Lesley is getting ready to report, counting down to her unseen camerman (in the audience). Lesley speaks fast with energy, moving around, really playing up the excitement of her story and gets more and more excited as things go along.]
Hello, Im Anne Saxon. Tonight on Fox 5 News, a parking lot attack takes the life of a local woman. For that report and for spiffy images our graphics boys threw together just a few minutes ago, we take you to Lesley Cavill. Lesley?
Thanks, Anne. A womans harrowing nightmare begins here with her rape and abduction at gunpoint and ends over there, miles away with her murder. Tonight, we at Fox 5 will bring you her complete, tragic story.
Well talk to police officers who found the body, police officers engaged in the investigation, and, in a special side report, well talk to police officers who are engaged to police officers who are engaged in the investigation.
Breaking down the doorway of the morgue with a portable battering ram, we will bring you exclusive pictures of the mutilated, violated corpse. As we interview the autopsy doctors, well run their findings past our own forensic experts in the studio. And back at the morgue, well use cutting edge, exploratory camera technology to take you into the actual entry wounds inflicted on this poor unsuspecting nighttime traveler.
These are sure to be disturbing images, so parents may want to caution their children to stay away from the television and to be sure that you have your VCRs recording our report so that you can rewatch the images during other news casts.
Later on, well talk to a family besieged with grief as they learn their loved ones tragic fate first, from us, in a stunning Fox 5 exclusive! See the horror that they couldnt describe but were forced to tell!
For further news, log on to our website and read the shocked reactions of other viewers like you. And see our virtual reality recreation of the crime where you can select both the ethnicity of the attacker and your own soundtrack.
Wow, thats amazing Lesley.
Itll do until another celebrity murder comes along, Anne. And speaking of celebrities, well interview your favorite Fox stars to find out their reaction to this horrible crime. Well even have a re-enactment with the cast of Everybody Loves Raymond.
Then well go to leading psychics as we attempt to interview the deceased victim herself! What terrible secrets does she have to tell? Can she even provide clues to her own murder? Only Fox 5 brings you this exclusive feature. No other network news does, not even that pansy-ass CNN. Only Fox 5 pierces the Veil of Reality and disturbs forces better left unprovoked to bring you the actual channeled voice of this brutally murdered woman who could be you, who could be me.
We do all this, because Fox 5 is dedicated to go beyond the cold, boring facts of other stations to bring you the excitement, the glory, and yes, the humanity of your local news.
Now with the brave Richmond police officer who found the body, heres Marty Rienstadt. Marty?
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