Ta-Hee Weener
by
Eric Johnson
Presenter stands center stage, holding a fancy envelope. He addresses the audience.
Presenter: And the nominees for Best Picture are
The Pianist
(pronounced The Pee-AN-ist)
Chicago
(pronounced Shy-KAY-go)
Gangs of New York
(pronounced Gah-nigguz of New York)
The Hours
(pronounced Ta-Hee Ho-OO-rez.)
The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers
(pronounced Ta-Hee Lord Oaf Ta-Hee Rye-nigguz: Ta-hee TWhoa Toe-ears.)
And the winner is
He opens the envelope and reads the card inside.
The Pianist.
Blackout
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"Ta-Hee Weener" debuted March 14, 2003, performed by Eric Johnson.