copyright © 2003 Eric C. Johnson

Ta-Hee Weener

by

Eric Johnson

Presenter stands center stage, holding a fancy envelope. He addresses the audience.

Presenter: And the nominees for Best Picture are…

The Pianist

(pronounced The Pee-AN-ist)

Chicago

(pronounced Shy-KAY-go)

Gangs of New York

(pronounced Gah-nigguz of New York)

The Hours

(pronounced Ta-Hee Ho-OO-rez.)

The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers

(pronounced Ta-Hee Lord Oaf Ta-Hee Rye-nigguz: Ta-hee T’Whoa Toe-ears.)

And the winner is…

He opens the envelope and reads the card inside.

The Pianist.

 

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"Ta-Hee Weener" debuted March 14, 2003, performed by Eric Johnson.

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