MESSAGE ON MY MACHINE
A dashing young man
There's an insane woman after me
I can tell from the look in her eye
At first I thought
She just wanted to fuck me
To which
I happily obliged her
But
A dawning recognition has
Broken forth
She ain't all there
Especially when I don't call her
Every hour
She throws fits
Breaks things
Likes to be tied up
Which
Still isn't all that upsetting
But now
Whenever I leave my house
There she is
Go to a movie
There she is
Get up to let the dog out
There she is
She even
Took a shit
And left it
On my doormat
This
Coupled with her
Angry obsession
With knives
Has left me a little bit
Disturbed
I dont know
Maybe
I should stop
Having sex with her?
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Performed by Joshua James