Coincidence? I think Not!

(This section is supposed to be delivered as trashy as possible)

Man: Hey

Hooker: Hey honey

Man: It's that time isn't it?

Hooker: You got somethin' for me?

Man: You know I do.

Hooker: Let's have it then sweetheart.

Man: I believe this is for you (hands her money)

Hooker: What do you wanna do?

Man: I think we both know that.

Hooker: Yes we do.

(This section is to be as sweet and loving as possible)

Man: Hey

Woman: Hey honey

Man: It's that time isn't it?

Woman: You got something for me?

Man: You know I do.

Woman: Let's have it sweetheart.

Man: I believe this is for you (Hands her a gift)

Woman: What do you wanna do?

Man: I think we both know that.

Woman: Yes we do.

Man: Happy Valentine's day sweetie.