Stage with a table, a trashcan, cheap plastic food service gloves.
LIGHTS UP.
Adam enters, dressed as a Quizno's employee, smiles, and tries to put on gloves, which tear. He discards torn gloves into the trashcan and keeps trying. He tears glove after glove.
WAIT TWO MINUTES before bringing Lights Down in EXCRUCIATINGLY SLOW FADE-OUT
Performed by Adam Hahn.
Performed by Adam Hahn.