/A man and woman are standing beside each other facing the audience. They both are holding on to a DVD cover looking at the back cover. They both give a heavy sigh. They look confused while looking at it and then look up to the audience./

/ / /Suddenly a spider jumps on the wife's shoulder./ / /

SPIDER
Hey, hey you!

WIFE
What?

SPIDER
Ha, ha, ha. You should have seen the look on your face? You were scared shitless.

WIFE
No I wasn't.

SPIDER
Well fuck you then!

/SPIDER exits but the puppeteer remains standing behind them./

HUSBAND
Don't you hate it when you and the wife are watching your favorite gay porn DVD and you find out that one of the guys in it is really straight?

BOTH
Creepy!

Husband looks back at SPIDER puppeteer.

HUSBAND
Do you mind taking your hand out of my ass?

PUPETEER
Sorry, hand was cold.

WIFE
And mine.

PUPETEER
Sure.

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• October 28, 2005 - No Shame Los Angeles
  

  Performed by Joanne Casey, Rob White and Jeff Goode [spider]

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