/A man and woman are standing beside each other facing the audience. They both are holding on to a DVD cover looking at the back cover. They both give a heavy sigh. They look confused while looking at it and then look up to the audience./
/ / /Suddenly a spider jumps on the wife's shoulder./ / /
Hey, hey you!
Ha, ha, ha. You should have seen the look on your face? You were scared shitless.
No I wasn't.
Well fuck you then!
/SPIDER exits but the puppeteer remains standing behind them./
Don't you hate it when you and the wife are watching your favorite gay porn DVD and you find out that one of the guys in it is really straight?
Husband looks back at SPIDER puppeteer.
Do you mind taking your hand out of my ass?
Sorry, hand was cold.
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Performed by Joanne Casey, Rob White and Jeff Goode [spider]