| SAN | Play-ku | |||
| (bow to audience) | ||||
| SHI | The ancient Japanese art of Haiku | |||
| SAN | Meets the ancient Greek art of Theatron | |||
| ICHI | Go! | |||
| NI | Nana! | |||
| ICHI | Go! | |||
| SHI | Play-ku | |||
| (bow to audience) | ||||
| SAN | Like the Japanese delicacy Sushi | |||
| SHI | Play-ku are always served in pairs. | |||
| ICHI | Ichi! | |||
| NI | Ni! | |||
| SAN | San! | |||
| SHI | Shi! | |||
| SAN | Play-ku | |||
| (bow to audience) | ||||
| (circle) | ||||
| ~1~ | ||||
| (bow to each other) | ||||
| ICHI | What will Santa bring? | |||
| NI | The question plagues all children. | |||
| ICHI | I hope it's candy! | |||
| (bow to each other) | ||||
| (circle) | ||||
| ~2~ | ||||
| (bow to each other - strike pose) | ||||
| SAN | Who would Jesus kill? | |||
| SHI | The question plagues all soldiers. | |||
| SAN | I hope it's Arabs! | |||
| (bow to each other) | ||||
| (circle) | ||||
| SAN | Play-ku | |||
| (bow to audience) | ||||
Ichi - Robin Martell
Ni - Ian Federgreen
San - Jeff Goode
Shi - Kate van de Goor