Movie Reviews with Mike & Jeff:
by Jeff Goode
copyright © 2006
(Lights up on: MIKE & JEFF SITTING.)
I went to see that new movie
The one about United flight 93
Its about what happens on the plane that was hijacked on September 11th
Too soon! Its too soon! Do you understand me? Its still too soon.
Its been almost 5 years since 9-11. You dont think people are ready to see a film that deals realistically with what happened on that day?
I think people are perfectly capable of making up their own minds whether theyre ready to see a film about what happened on September 11th. But its still too soon for people to have to listen to your fucked up opinions about a film about what happened on September 11th. Its too soon.
(Long beat. Jeff looks hurt. Long pause. Jeff gets over it.)
(gently) The terrorists kicked ass
God damn it!!
Performed by Jeff Goode & Mike Rothschild.