- October 21, 2005 - No Shame Los Angeles
Performed by Courtney DeCosky and Rob White.
Earth Virgins
- by Jeff Goode - copyright © 2004ONE. Kena plyna fut. Aynno venafina dunt!
TWO. Pewtrain a van of unna gut seltren vedonazult.
ONE. Yessaw?
TWO. Yassum azodda pebru num.
ONE. Numa fitz.
TWO. Etsa godda bona fit.
ONE. Nay fit.
TWO. Fit a poon-poon. Fit a loan patroon alta moon gobba.
ONE. Ni gabba. No fronta dufeets.
TWO. Sheltzan grab.
ONE. Nee bodda. (Pause. Introspective. Then…) Chev!
TWO. Qui mah?
ONE. Whotta mutta sona blotta bodamia?
TWO. Labotta tom talca?
ONE. Shi la botta tom sausanegga nelfa.
TWO. Ooy! Etsa plum podna. Plummy tu pido.
ONE. Shi qua!
TWO. Qua no shezi.
ONE. Shi qua!!
TWO. Ni gabba qua no simmy bundund.
ONE. Hmm. Etsa plodt.
TWO. Now shi.
(They look pensive and say nothing… BLACKOUT)
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