Movie Reviews with Jenn & Sinclaire

"Kicking and Screaming"

by Jeff Goode

(JENN & SINCLAIRE, SITTING… LIGHTS UP!)

SINC. I just saw that new movie Kicking and Screaming.

JENN. The one with Will Ferrell?

SINC. Nope.

(JENN is a bit surprised.)

JENN. Yeah, that’s the one. Starring Will Ferrell and Robert Duvall.

SINC. You’re thinking of a different movie.

JENN. I’m thinking of Kicking and Screaming with Will Ferrell & Robert Duvall.

SINC. Oh, I see what you’re saying... No. I did not see the new movie Kicking and Screaming with Will Ferrell.

JENN. You didn’t?

SINC. I wanted to. But my boyfriend hates Will Ferrell. So I was forced to see that other new movie. Kicking and Screaming.

(JENN understands now.)

JENN. So what did you see?

SINC. Monster-In-Law.

(A beat for laugh, then… QUICK BLACKOUT)
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May 13, 2005 - No Shame Los Angeles

Performed by Jenn Harp & Sinclaire.

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