Father, Forgive Me

aka

Some Colorado Bishop

by Jeff Goode

(Six people onstage)

I hear some Bishop in Colorado wants to WITHHOLD COMMUNION from people who vote for pro-abortion candidates.

Personally, I think they should excommunicate candidates who voted for WAR.

"Thou Shalt Not Kill" is still a sin, right?

Before the Catholic church dabbles in POLITICS, they might want to get the hang of MORALITY first.

What's the penalty for molesting an altarboy, again?

They let those guys GIVE communion.

(All six turn out and CROSS themselves.)

Bless me, Father, for I have sinned. It's been 4 years since my last election.

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May 14, 2004 - No Shame Los Angeles

Performed by ???, Marjorie Scott, Alim Kouliev, J.J. Hickey, ???, Edward Luhn

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