MOVIE REVIEWS WITH MIKE AND JEFF "Mean Girls" Copyright © 2004 By jeff goode JEFF I can't STAND Mean Girls! MIKE That bad, huh? JEFF It's all this petty, bitchy, little bullshit all the time, and talking about people behind their backs, and behind each others backs, and acting like little divas, like they think they're better than everybody else, just because they're good looking or something. What the hell? MIKE I think that's the whole point. That's how they're supposed to act. JEFF It's not how anybody's SUPPOSED to act! What about being nice to each other once in awhile, and sharing and cooperating and not being an asshole all the time. MIKE That wouldn't be much of a movie, would it? JEFF It'd be a TERRIBLE movie! MIKE Then why do you want it to be that way? JEFF What, like I'm the only one? Everybody wants to be treated like a decent human being. Are you saying you don't? MIKE Not when I go to the movie theatre. JEFF When you go to the movies, you want people to be rude to you, and talk during the film and put popcorn down your shirt? MIKE No, I don't want to be treated badly AT the movies, but I want the people IN the movies to treat each other badly. It's called conflict. JEFF Yeah, I know what it's called, I'm not an idiot. MIKE But you'd rather have movies with no conflict? JEFF [No!] Without conflict there'd be nothing to watch. It'd just be a bunch of nice people sittin' around shootin' the shit for two hours. MIKE And yet your big problem with the movie "Mean Girls" is that the girls aren't nice to each other. JEFF No! My problem with MEAN GIRLS is that they're not nice to me. I haven't SEEN the movie. It's supposed to be good, though. MIKE So you can't stand... mean girls. JEFF No! They drive me nuts. MIKE And this has nothing to do with the movie. JEFF There's more to life than movies, Mike! BLACKOUT.THIS SCRIPT IS COPYRIGHTED MATERIAL AND MAY NOT BE DOWNLOADED, TRANSMITTED, PRINTED OR PERFORMED WITHOUT THE EXPRESS PERMISSION OF THE AUTHOR
Performed by Jeff Goode & Mike Rothschild.