In honor of Saint Patrick's Day...
Erin Go Brah!
We would like to present...
Three Gay Limerix!
And don't try to tell me you never had a few too many green beers and woke up in the back of a van hogtied and wearing a kilt!
So without any further ado...
Gay Limerix in History - 1986!
A grad student who'd struck out with lasses
I dunno what I'm doing wrong.
Thought he'd "experiment" with gay studies classes.
(Man dryhumps student)
The written tests were a breeze.
But the lab hours. Please!
(the MAN zips up and leaves)
I'm not gay, but I think now my ass is.
Gay Limerix in History - 1996!
A young white house assistant named Dale
Hi, I'm Dale!
(Dale gives president a blowjob)
Spent his internship... ahem... doing the "male"
He denied being gay.
No, I don't swing that way.
Yes, I smoke, but I do not inhale.
Gay Limerix in History - 2006!
A bridegroom from East Chussa-Massets
That's near Boston.
Rushes in to his priest and confesses
Father, bless me,He said.
I just gave a man head.
Did he come?He's right here. Can you bless us?
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