A is waiting. B shows up.
A: You're late.
B: I'm late? I've been waiting here.
A: No , you weren't. I was here. You just showed up. I saw you come in.
B: (pointing offstage) I was right over there.
A: I've been here for 15 minutes.
B: Yeah, and I was over there. For 16.
A: What were you doing over there?
B: Looking for you.
A: But we said we'd meet right here.
B: Yeah, and when you didn't show up for, like, a whole minute, I thought I should go look for you. And I thought, well, maybe you got confused and thought when I said we'd meet here that I meant over there. So I went over there to check it out.
A: I said we'd meet here! This was my idea.
B: Well, then there's no excuse for you being late.
A: I'm not late!
B: Did we start on time?
B: Then I guess that makes you late.
A: Rrgh! (storms off)
B: Where are you going?
A: (offstage) Over here!
B: But I'm over here.
A: (offstage) I know!!
B: You want me to come over there?
A: (offstage) No! I want you to stay as far away from me as possible.
B: (goes off in the opposite direction) How's this?
A: (offstage) Fine!
B: (offstage) Okay! I'll just wait here. (pause) ...is all. (pause.) ...I'm gonna do.
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Directed by Kat Zagone
Performed by Cat Masterson (A) & Sarah ?? (B)