I mumbled throughout the scene and always faced upstage. I also flirted with the woman the whole time rather than answering any of the couple's questions about the house. At one point I sidestepped over to Jon Price - who was there to play interstitial music during the whole show - and asked him to play something romantic.
To end the scene, I got out a digital camera and took a flash picture of the couple and asked if I could put it on the internet, at which point they figured out that I did not really have a house.
Jamie and Anthony's reactions were priceless,
as you can see in the photo below, which,
ironically, is now on the internet.
Performed by Jeff Goode, Anthony Backman, Jamie Bullock, Jonathan Price [piano]
q.v. No Shame Theatre Song ("House" version) (3/30/07)