copyright © 2003 Jeff Goode

Nantucket

by Jeff Goode

copyright © 2003

 

There was an old man from Nantucket

Who'd lived his whole life in Nantucket

So he'd heard all the jokes

And the limerick pokes

About his monstrous snake-like cock

And the one time - one time, mind you!

That he'd stuck it in his ass,

Just to see if he could

And he's never heard the end of it!!

(Pause.)

...in Nantucket.

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