Tiger-Tiger Yum-Yum
Episode... Pants!
by Jeff Goode
(Enter CRAZY WORM GUY.)
CRAZY WORM
Hi, I'm Crazy Worm Guy!
(Beat.)
Hi.
I come from the land of tendrils.
Very squirmy.
(Sudden unmotivated beat change. Now CWG is depressed.)
I wish I had a friend.
(Enter MR. ANGRY PANTS.)
MR. ANGRY
They call me... Mr. Angry!! ...Pants!!
CRAZY WORM
Hello, Mr. Angry Pants.
MR. ANGRY
DON'T CALL ME THAT!!
CRAZY WORM
Would you like to do something fun?
MR. ANGRY
No!!
CRAZY WORM
...with me?
MR. ANGRY
No!!!
(Uncomfortable silence.)
CRAZY WORM
Even if I promise--
MR. ANGRY
NOOOOO!!!
(Awkward pause. Suddenly...)
CRAZY WORM
Ooh, look! A celestial phenomenon!
(A CELESTIAL PHENOMENON passes through, and exits.)
CRAZY WORM
That was fun.
MR. ANGRY
For you maybe!!!
(...The End...)
(Or perhaps an ANNOUNCER says...)
ANNOUNCER
Tune in next time, when Mr. Angry Pants says...
MR. ANGRY
DON'T CALL ME THAT!!
(CRAZY WORM GUY smiles at the audience.)
CRAZY WORM
Hi.
(BLACKOUT)
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"Tiger-Tiger Yum-Yum - Episode... Pants!" debuted February 28, 2003, directed by Amy Lynn Pigott, with the following cast:
ANNOUNCER ... Amy Lynn Pigott
CRAZY WORM GUY ... Chris Clarke
MR. ANGRY PANTS ... Eric Johnson
CELESTIAL PHENOMENON ... Mike Rothschild, Michelle Garb, Toni Loppnow, Donna Janosik & Brian Anderson
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