Jeff Goode Dancing Naked at No Shame

by Jeff Goode

Jeff: This is an actual conversation I had with my girlfriend Kim.

(Jeff leaves Chris and the Girl to have their conversation:)

Chris: So what should I do this week?

(She has no idea what he's talking about.)

Girl: With respect to what?

Chris: What would you like to see at No Shame?

(Pause. She thinks about it. Then, impishly:)

Girl: I want to see Jeff Goode dance naked.

(Pause. He thinks about it. Then, impishly:)

Chris: I bet I could get Chris to play the part.

(Beat. Chris does a take to the Audience. BLACKOUT.)

q.v. This is every piece I've ever written (10/14/06)