- February 3, 2006 - No Shame Cedar Falls
Well, You Wanted An Answer…
Man: (Almost sobbing) Dear God…
God: Yes?
Man: (Sobbing) Oh, dear God…
God: Yes, what do you want?
Man: (Still sobbing) Oh God…
God: I thought this was a prayer, not an orgasm.
Man: (Stops sobbing) Please help me.
God: What now?
Man: I can’t live like this anymore.
God: Then kill yourself.
Man: I want out.
God: That’s nice.
Man: Please help me…
God: Um…. No.
Man: I need your guidance.
God: Why? Is Satan busy?
Man: I have sinned.
God: You and the whole world buster.
Man: I have coveted my neighbors wife.
God: Really?!? Me too!
Man: I have done more than covet…
God: Whoop Dee Doo!!
Man: I… I…
God: Yeeesss?
Man: I have…
God: Out with it already!!!
Man: I have visited my neighbor’s bed.
God: Ooo! Was it a Serta?!?
Man: Please forgive me.
God: Nah.
Man: I will repent.
God: Good for you!
Man: Amen.
God: Yup… I hate my job.
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