"Aunt Faye" A song written and performed by Cory Capron Aunt Faye I can't come home today Don't you worry I'm doing ok I had a party in Las Angeles Ð some rolling in the hay... And I woke up to find myself in, Santa Fe hey, hey! Cousin Pug Who swept you under the rug? You always were the best at draining a jug If you can get me out of Mexico - I'll peddle all your drugs... Just as long as you are sure, that phone's got no bugs Grandma Linnell Are you doing well? This town at night puts me under a spell Tell Roxanne I'd think about her if she'd only think of me Getting my postcards to her back is such a cold agony (Bridge) Oh... My Cadillac's busted All the wells have gone dry A thirsty city's such a pity Now the lake is a mud pie And the engenderer's wearing A suicide tie And another family's... In the farmland in the sky... In the farmland in the sky... In the farmland in the sky...! (Instrumental break) Uncle Ronny I need some money Why you laughing - man this isn't funny I've been playing sugar daddy with some Valentino's honey He's got me held up in my room, with his little friend "Tommy" And you know it's not like me to go and cry, "Help, help Mommy!" But Tommy's off his safety selling bullets for free And he's smiling at me ready to show his, generosity Aunt Faye I can't come home today Don't you worry I'm doing ok I had a party in Las Angeles - some rolling in the hay... And I woke up to find myself in, Santa Fe hey, hey!"Aunt Faye" IS COPYRIGHTED MATERIAL AND MAY NOT BE DOWNLOADED, TRANSMITTED, PRINTED OR PERFORMED WITHOUT THE EXPRESS PERMISSION OF THE AUTHOR
"Aunt Faye" debuted June 28, 2002, performed by Cory Capron.