SASQUATCH AND MEANIE, TAKE TWO
by Adam Burton and Carolyn Space Jacobson
February 28, 1997
[Adam/SASQUATCH and Carolyn/MEANIE stand side by side, a little bit apart, directing their lines out toward the audience as if they were facing each other.]
SASQUATCH: You remember yesterday, when we were walking down the street and this guy was walking the other way, and kicked your foot, like, totally on purpose?
SASQUATCH: No, really. We had just been to Prairie Lights. You bought that book, and we left to go--
[SASQUATCH turns to deliver the rest of his lines directly at MEANIE.]
SASQUATCH: Look, Meanie. You mean you can't even remember that we--
SASQUATCH: Do you remember yesterday?
SASQUATCH: Do you remember me?
SASQUATCH: What about--
[SASQUATCH turns to speak.]
[SASQUATCH stands there perturbed, and then an idea dawns. He takes a breath and starts his line.]
SASQUATCH: I was besprised and becited when the wella blan--
MEANIE (emphatic): No!