Performed by JC Luxton
(LIGHTS UP on J.C.)
Hi. My name is J. C. Luxton. (voice breaks) I've never been on stage before. Despite the fact that I am a working comedian, I can only do one impression. And after I saw Jurassic Park, I thought, Why not? So here is me, J.C. Luxton, doing my one and only impression, of Tyrannosaurus Rex.
(J. C. exits through S. L. door. He reenters as Tyrannosaurus Rex, halfway across the stage turns and growls at audience, and then exits through S. R door.)
Performed at Best of the Best of No Shame on October 11, 1996.