Yes Shame will once again be on alternating Wednesdays this fall, starting September 5th (so start writing pieces now to get into the first show!). As usual it will be in the Little Theater at 8:00 (performers please arrive at 7:30), and I hope to see a bigger crowd and fuller orders. This thing can be cool, guys. Let's get some freshmen up in herr.
Announcements:
-No Shame begins this Friday
-Audition for the Fall Play
-Learn to dance, ballroom style
1. The Merchant of Testes by Paul GoldieGood one guys
2. Killer Beans Written by Lily "LC" Chong and inspired by Lainey Harrison
3. A History of Football by King Sophie
4. Spam by the Brothers Achrazoglou
(Food rap)
5. Fort Knox is in Some Serious Trouble by O'Sandra
6. Summer of '07 by Lily Chong
7. Worst Birthday Ever by King Sophie
8. Of Encyclopedias and Pole Dancers by Emilia Bates
9. Untitled Document by LILLY
1. Something Special for a Special Friend by Lily Chong
(Lily dedicates a song to her friend and also communicates using sign language.)
2. Baby President by Tareq and Cooper
(Cooper assassinates the baby president, then they answer questions from the audience.)
3. Writer's Workshop by King Sophie
(Sophie reads some things she wrote when she was like six about fortunately, unfortunately and also Emily Dickinson.)
4. Elevator Rides Gone Wrong by Emily and Paul
(This is not what you want to have happen when you are in an elev...yeah pretty much just what the title says.)
5. Drama Exercise # 1 by Lily "LC" Chong
(Looking for a lost dog.)
6. Song by King Sophie
(It was about a ghost town.)
7. Waiting For Godot II by Tom Stoppard
(BOOOS!)
8. Confessions of a Teenage Drama Queen by Lindsay Lohan by O'Sandra
(Osean is lonely and has conversations with himself using a tape recorder.)
9. Mike's Piece by Mike
(Mike looks for some beige pants.)
COME SEE SOPHIE TAFT AND SEAN CROWLEY AT UPTOWN BILL'S ON SATURDAY THE 13th FROM 7 TO 9!
1. Limerick Toaster by EmmybatesYes Shame got a little mean last night, and that's not cool. I don't mean the content of the pieces so much as the behavior of the audience. It's fine to talk to people around you between pieces when people are getting set up, but don't be shouting stuff across the theatre, certainly don't be saying mean things to other people or calling names, and definately under no circumstances ever should you talk during a piece when the performer hasn't asked you to. It is not cute, clever, or cool, it is just rude and inappropriate. Yes Shame will be so much better if we have a good audience and good performers, so let's all just practice good theatre etiquette and be nice. Thanks, guys.
(Emmy writes an oldtimey poem to a allthetimey breakfast food.)
2. Survivor Day for Me by Lily LC Chong and the Bloody Pink Pirates
(A song about Lily's camp to the tune of "A Pirate's Life For Me")
3. Of Early Birds and Late Rides In by Sal
(Sal has something really interesting to say, but he get's kicked off the stage before he gets to say it.)
4. Life's Twinkle Variations by Bergip Philman
(A song on the cello that is not even by Mozart, but maybe you're fooled. Or something.)
5. Song by King Sophie
(Sophie sings a song, but she maybe forgot some of the words.)
6. Baby President Part II by Cooper, Tareq, and Chandler
(A flashback showing the baby president's assassination.)
7. The Solution by Lilly
(A ÀMusical? piece about the secret to happiness.)
8. Another Song by Top Banana
(Claire and Sophie sort of play a song.)
9. Drama Hands by Harrison and Andy
(A risky opperation is both a gift and a curse. ((Woah, that was good, I should write for the back covers of crappy romance novels!)))
10. ELI LIVES NEXT DOOR
(Are you a racist? Take this quiz and find out!)
11. Mike's Piece by Mike
(Mike drinks half a bottle of light maple syrup for "Bring-Something-You-Love-To-Yes-Shame-And-Prove-You-Love-It Day)
12. This Is a Plotless Story About Two People by King Sophie
(Actually, it was only about one person. Then I stopped reading and put you out of your misery.)
13. Lilly's Other Piece by Lilly
(A joke in binary.)
Announcements:
-Be polite during the pieces; do not talk or maybe play your iPod really loudly
1. Tips For Surviving The Winter by LILLY
(I think this had a better title earlier today... maybe like "A Message from your congressman" or something..?)
2. Camp Kingsmont 2007 Handshakes by Lily "LC" Chong
(Various handshakes practiced at a camp)
3. Mike's Piece by King Sophie
(Friends)
4. Bat Song: An American Tragedy by Cooper Whittlesey and Chandler Whittlesey Adderley Whittlesey
(A scene at an employment agency)
5. Somehow I Just Don't See This Relationship Working Out by LILLY
(Boy is rude)
6. The Show by King Sophie
(Buzz Lightyear)
7. The Shower Olympics by Mike Lestina
(remember the good old days of yore?)
8. Something About Mountains by Bats Fransisco
(Featuring: G-flat!)
1. Tips on How to Raise a Child From My Generation to Yours by LILLY
2. Swear Song by King Sophie (?)
3. Zombie Salesman I think by Emmybates
4. Baby Prez. Pt III
5. Osean (?)
6. Party by LILLY (?)
7. SIM Song by King Sophie
8. Mike's Piece
1. Science is fun and fundamental by LillyOrder written by Osean the man, O'sandra.
(Andy F. is a negative age son-of-a-lilly, or is he?)
2. Do the Puppetmaster by Lily "LC" Chong aka sharpee
(Sharpee teaches a provocative and not-school-appropriate dance.)
3. FCC by Kamil
(When I spell Kamil's name I think of Camel's. And fashion crises.)
4. Office Hijinks by Sophie
(Lots of Different Casuals and an affair)
5. Are you Tired by Lilly
(Lilly is tired of life. She self-medicates.)
6. A Tribute to Abby Cadaby by Lily Chong
(Some people like the Muppets. Some do not. You decide.)
7. The Rules by Lily
(The rules of Checkers are voluminous and sometimes found in math textbooks)
8. More Pieces by all my friends
(Some improvers do improv about Pancakes and Child Abandonment, two great tastes that taste great together.)
9. Adam and (St)eve By Eleni/Dillon?
(Lil--I mean Eleni loves Adam. Then catches him in a compromising situation. Comedy ensues)
1. The Complaints of Historic Women by Moxie
(Men don't like to ask for directions, even when they are historical figures.)
2. Rude People by Kamil
(Someone rudely interrupts someone else's piece! Imagine that!)
3. Standards of Coffee by BATES, Emilia
(With this new pill, you won't ever have to drink coffee again)
4. Poem by Philberg
(Phil makes words happen)
5. Secrets Don't Make Friends by King Sophie
(What's that funny noise coming from Mom and Dad's room??)
6. How to Write by Eli
(Tips from the master)
7. Master Chef! by O'Sandra
(Oh no wait, Osean is the master! I mean Master Chef, and he is looking for some loving)
8. We Live in the Future by LILLY
(A piece about facebook, that sounds stupid.)
9. Kamil Plays This Bass by Anthony Kamil
(yeah he does!)
10. Bunnies by Paul
(Bunnies are less wholesome than you might previously have thought)
11. Monologue by Emily
(Russian is a crazy little language)
12. Song by King Sophie
(Sophie makes pretty noises for us)
13. Walking in a Dark Forest by Tareq and others
(A man walks into a dark forest and does not really have any problems getting out)
14. My Heisman or "Good for Stu" by LILLY
(I'm not bitter about not getting a trophy, or anything)
15. Tonight by Cooper and probably Chandler
(Cooper does funny stuff, is reunited with his pal)
1. Poem by Bergip Philman
2. Complaints of Historic Women by Moxie
3. My Heisman by LILLY
4. Another Song by Top Banana
5. Master Chef! by O'Sandra
6. A Tribute to Abby Cadaby by Lily Chong
7. Drama Hands by Harrison and Andy
8. Writer's Workshop by King Sophie
9. Bunnies by Paul Goldie
10. ELI LIVES NEXT DOOR
11. Spam by the Brothers Achrazoglou
12. Science is fun and fundamental by Lilly
13. Of Early Birds and Late Rides In by Sal
14.Baby President by Cooper, Tareq and Chandler
15 FCC by Kamil
15.5 Binary by Lilly
16. Adam and (St)eve By Eleni/Dillon?
17. Monologue by Emily Artz
18. A History of Football by King Sophie
19. Pants by Mike
