3. What If It Were People by the gentleman in the front--
Osean starts to perform a piece about furniture made of humans, but then changes his mind. There was going to be a chorus line.
4. I am so Jazzed About Immigration by King Sophie--
Diversity rocks. Sophie drinks brown Kool-Aid because it is a scientific model.
5. Some Haikus about Celebrities by Lilly--
Lilly reads some haikus about celebrities.
6. A skit I was too lazy to titleize by Emily--
A guy proposes to his girlfriend with the one ring to rule them all, and it doesn't work out too well.
7. The Man Who was "Jeopardy!" by Lily Chong--
Lily talks about a guy who was a Morman.
8. Hypo-WAH? by King Sophie--
Sophie tries to make everyone feel bad about everything good in the world, but is out-smarted by a hypocondriac.
9. Pyromania by Joe Mozena--
If you light things on fire, that is probably a bad idea.
10. Out of the Shadows by Angelina the French Kitty--
Someone wants to be friends with the most popular girl in school. Luckily, there's a fairy.
11. A Song for the Song by Caleb Brown and Flory Gessner--
Caleb and Flory's educational song about a Chinese boy and also the Song dynasty.
13. Far Away Love by Lily Chong--
A song.
15. A Tryst to Remember by Moe Jozena--
Sophie is a slut and then a pregnant slut. These people talk funny.
1. Irrational Fears by Lilly
(Elvis is living in the closet or something)
2. What About Me by Lily Chong
(A song about feeling left out)
3. Dentophobia by O'Sandra
(For some reason, this man is afraid of dentists.)
4. Guitar Solo for Cello by Philip
(Philip demonstrates how he is better than everyone at the cello.)
5. Sophie is Lame by King Sophie
(A monologue on the subject of love.)
6. Let the Love Shine Through by Lily Chong
(Boy asks best friend out.)
7. Verses 7 by King Sophie
(Musical performance, falling sun)
8. Run And Get It by MYKE!
(Death basically owns everyone.)
9. The Nuremberg Laws by Lilly & Sophie
(A song on viola and banjo that was definitely not improvised.)
1. Scientific Benefits by Amanda
(Scientists have been working hard to create giant useless things)
2. Patrarch Doesn't Allow Much Time For Fun by Sophie
(Sophie and various others read an abstract poem)
3. A Poem About Mr. Rupp by Lily Chong
(Exactly what it sounds like)
4. Five Million Dollars For Whoever Can Name Me a Common Lake Dwelling Animal by Sophie+Osean
(Girl puts much care into putting shoes on wrong)
5. I Hate Valentine's Day by Lilly
(Monologue about how tough it is to be a vampire)
6. Mike's Piece by Mike
(People attempt to wake a meditator, with unexpected results!)
7. The Party Crasher by Lily Chong
(Someone named Albert is always crashing parties and proposing to partygoers)
8. Our Great Leaders Go On Holiday by King Sophie
(A real life conversation between Dick Cheney and George Bush as said through candy hearts)
9. Love--WTF by O'Sandra
(Cupid demonstrates just how shallow love in this modern world has become)
1. Lights Down by Emily Artz (Monologue about being probably God.)Almost more pieces than audience and pretty much half the order was full=LAME. I know a lot of people have the plague, but I mean... C'mon people! Buck up! Pretend you have friends for once and make them come watch you perform! (Friends could be supplemented for a confused elderly neighbor if need be.)
2. Barbie Girl by Lily Chong (Barbie and Ken drive in a car and don't talk.)
3. Scene Taking Place in a Tatoo Parlor by Lilly (A guy gets a temporary tatoo. It is dangerous.)
4. Water Balloons? Not In My Backyard! by King Sophie (Turning your clothes backwards doesn't ALWAYS make you cool.)
5. Lost Love by Lily Chong (A poem for Lily's late uncle.)
6. Sense and Sensability by O'Sandra (An old man is at a party.)
7. Song for Nate's Birthday by King Sophie (A song for a guy you probably don't know.)
8. Antimaccasar: a Brief History of Class Struggle by Mr. Joe Artz (Some guys invented the railroad. Hair grease? Buckets? Hookers? I'm really not sure what happened in this one.)
1. One Mouse Saddened by Osean
(A very sad Mouseketeer)
2. Lanyards a Plenty by King Sophie
(Mothers can be embarassing, even to six-year-olds)
3. Helen Keller by Lilly
(It's really easy to make fun of people with disabilities)
4. G Chord Osean Humpin' by Lucas
(Yep.)
5. Improv by Sarah
(Once again, this is why we shouldn't let Sarah do improv at Yes Shame)
6. Recoldernator by Lilly
(Gary Garrison accidentally invented the toaster)
7. Sad Song by Sad Sophie
(Emo Tuesday?)
8. Why My Heart is Bleeding in the Rain by Kevin Plattner
(Kevin does NOT sing a song for the audience, and the only words are NOT "Kevin Plattner")
9. Betsey & Anna, Reunited by O'sandra
(People are moved around on stage by Mike)
10. Mike
(or is this the name of the performer?) (Don't you wish you had a shoulder-BAMMin' squirrel?)
Announcements:
-YPC May or may not need techies. Contact Riverside Theatre if you want to know FOR SURE.
-Lily Chong's Grandfather died. If you would like to make a donation, talk to her I forget the details.
-Next Yes Shame will be in THREE WEEKS because of the musical.
-Go to the musical.
1. The Greatest Disney Movie EVER! by Lily Chong
A five minute movie review.
2. A Day in the Life by Sophie and Lilly
An awkward scene on a bench.
3. Doug Lestina Version 4.Lestina by Mike
Mike describes how he would kill someone.
4. Stop being Sad or I'll Beat You Up by Sophie
A song about a sad, sad alien.
4.5 Comic Genius (aka A Hilarious Prank) by Lilly
A clever and halarious prank.
5. 12 Steppings to the 10 Commandments by Eli
The 10 commandments are put in place. Somebody is banging your mom.
6. Pretty Fly (For a Nerdy Guy) by Lily Chong
Gel is put in Osean's hair and he is not pleased.
7. A Rather Dreadful and Tragic Heist by O'Sandra (sorry the title will be fixed when we remember what it is and/or look at the actual order.)
The people in a bank don't seem to understand the direness of their situation.
1. Brave Freddie Comes Out To His Parents -- Sophie
(A heartwarming scene in support of closeted republicans)
2. If I could Talk To Possums -- Lilly
(A letter to possums)
3. Book of Revelations -- Emily
(The world may or may not have just ended)
4. Sophie Song -- Sophie
(Sophie sings a song. Thiss would be fun to ssssay if you were a sssnake)
5. Comedy Routine -- Philip
(Philip is good at everything.)
1. Farmy by Lilly
(The one where I accidentally joined the wrong branch of the military)
2. Bicycle Safety by me
(The one where Lilly wore a poncho and a hard hat.)
3. Mario, Luigi, and Credit Cards by Emmybates
(The one where Eli was Italian and Emmy had a mustache.)
4. Better than Mario, Luigi, and Credit Cards by Mike
(The one where I said Mr. Doug was a lady.)
5. Disney Selection by Eleni
(The one where Eleni had a whole bunch of clarinet reeds and then played Under the Sea.)
6. Miguel by Me
(The one with the title nobody could say. I was in love with someone who had a dog.)
7. Big Jerk by Lilly
(The one where we killed Emmy because she was being mean.)
8. Confessions of a Local Rocker Girl by Lily Chong
(The one where she refered to Good Charlotte as "alternative rock.")
9. Life, Love, and a Mermaid by Lily Chong
(The one where Osean was really uncomfortable.)
10. The Most Memorable Yes Shame Moment EVER! by O'Sandra
(The one with the underwear.)
1. Dentophobia by O'Sandra
2. Recoldernater by Lilly
3. A Guitar Solo for the Cello by Philip
4. Lanyards a Plenty by King Sophie
5. A New Wish by Mike
6. Scene Taking Place in a Tatoo Parlor by Lilly
6.5 Mario, Luigi, and Credit Cards by Emmybates
7. Lights Down by Emily
8. Death by Mike
9. Sad Song by Sad Sophie
10. Meditation by Mike
11. A Rather Dreadful and Tragic Heist by O'Sandra
12. Miguel by Sophie
12.5 A Hilarious Prank by Lilly
13. The Comedy Stylings of Philip Bergman
14. The Most Memorable Yes Shame Moment Ever by O'Sandra
