1. Clouds by Lilly (you know that game where you find shapes in the clouds?)
2. Iambic Man by Emily Artz (A Shakespearian super hero with intellectual problems.)
3. Perilous Cheetos by Emmybates (Vending machine problems.)
4. The Complete Encounters Between Me and Tom Edwards by Lily Chong (Some guy could not remember her name. They were friends.)
5. Last Words by King Sophie (You may never see me again, except under the big top.)
6. Air Bike by Lilly (She is soooo lucky!)
7. Dewey Decimals by O'Sandra (A new library system.)
7.5 The Perfect End to a Perfect Day by King Sophie (What is there left to do but become butterflies?)
8. Mama Just Killed a Man by Lily Chong (Lily shoots people, everyone sings.)
9. NEVERMIND, THIS PIECE DIDN'T HAPPEN.
10. Follow Your Dreams by Lilly (Don't you wish you had four legs?)
11. Fly South to Me by King Sophie (a song.)
1. The Importance of Diversity by Emily Artz(Emily is learning French, and insulting me with it.)
2. A Holiday to Remember by King Sophie(How to visit an Aunt in Scottland)
3. Wrong Seat by Lilly(Lilly moves over a seat and is consequently shunned.)
4. Gold Digger as a poem by Kanye West and Paul Deines and adapted for Yes Shame by Lily Chong and Philip Bergman5. Secrets DO Make Friends by King Sophie
(That Osean just cannot keep a secret.)
6. Wrong Class by Lilly(Jew-do?)
6.5 Baby Food by O'Sandra(Osean feeds himself applesauce.)
7. Good Pancakes by Mike(Mike and Eleni use some interesting phrases to describe condements.)
1. Welcome to the Future by LILLYGood show everybody. Mr. Doug likes us now because there were old people there!
(This is what the future will be like: awesome.)
2. I Feel Fine by Todd Wm. Ristau(A group of jocks beat up a nerd... but it was really the nerd's fault... wasn't it?)
3. Ridiculous Hat by King Sophie(Sophie can't make the deaf laugh, Lilly messes up punchline)
4. Arnie's Pizza Shop by Lily Chong(If Arnold Schwarzenegger ran a pizza business)
4.5 Maybe by LILLY(Yes, no, maybe)
5. Get Runnin' It by Mike(Mike can call pigeons, whenever and wherever he wants)
6. Lion Tamer by King Sophie(A fun and dangerous game on a boring afternoon)
7. In Cameroon by Brian E. Rochlin(These sailors are super pumped about going to Cameroon.)
8. Dragon Love is Scary Love by LILLY(Some facts about Komodo Dragons, and loud hissing)
8.5 Short & Sweet by O'Sandra(Your mom.)
9. Fran's Piece by Fran(It's a song!)
1. The Question by Philip BergmanUm, yeah good job guys. You're like my heroes. It's really cool when people write pieces because we find out how talented everyone is. Even if writing pieces means having Faith dance around on stage dressed like a ghost, because that was even my favorite one. Srsly.
(Serious monologue-type thing)
2. Let's See How Many People I Can Make Fun Of In Five Minutes Or Less by Sophie Taft
(The answer: six.)
3. Some Haikus by LILLY
(nickels suck I guess)
4. Play With Fire by Lily Chong
(A scene about maybe honest relationships)
5. The Ghost Of Business Past by Seven Fingers McGee
(A dancing Business ghost)
6. Be Smart by John Kenyon
(Monologue from a society gone wrong)
7. Comedy Routine by Bergip Philman
(Apparently, jokes aren't really that funny.)
8. Sammy the Snake by King Sophie
(Song about lonliness, friendship, outer space, and reptiles)
9. Patterns of Mass by Margo Klemme
(Abstract poem)
10. Personal Essay #1 by LILLY
(lack of new pieces/Mrs. Fetweis thinks I'm weird=sex explosion)
11. The Consolation of Art by Janani
(Breakup becomes a game of metaphors)
12. Mike Sings by Mike
(Mike sings)
1. A MESSAGE FROM YOUR CONGRESSMAN BY ELI
2. NEH JOIZEE AND DINOSAURS BY EMMY
3. A SONG BY MARGO
4. ROOF TROLLS BY MARGO
5. THE OTHER ONE BY MARGO
6. DANCIN' GORILLA MASK ONE BY SOPHIE
7. POLITICS LILLY
8. THE MUD SLINGING REPORT BY EMILY
9. THE ONE ABOUT MARCO POLO BY SOPHIE
10. THE GUN SHOW BY LILY CHONG
11. LETŐS PLAY A GUESSING GAME BY LILY CHONG
12. SOMETHING ABOUT SQUARE DANCING BY ELENI
13. LUNCH LADIES BY MIKE
14. SECRET THANKSGIVING PIECE BY MIKE
Announcements:
Go to various theatrical/musical events such as
-The band show (Friday 7:00 in the Cafeteria for $3)
-Best of No Shame (Friday 11:00 at the Theater Building for $2)
-Combined Efforts Play (12/15 and 16 in the Little Theater for $?)
-and the BEST OF ONLY BEST SHAME in 2 weeks for free!!
Order:
1. Intervention by Lilly
(Flamingo obsession is... not really that funny)
2. Extreme Stripping by Eli
(Eli was wearing ALL THE SHIRTS)
2.5 An Honest To Goodness Confession by O'Sandra
(There is something he has to get off his chest...)
3. The Truth About Bodies by Margo
(They don't exist?)
4. Actual, Real-Life, Not Fake Conversation Between Three People by Lily Chong and John and Rica Kenyon
(LC is sort of a stalker, Josh/hn is homeless and has a boyfriend. Much dancing ensues.)
5. College Search by Sophie, King
(Future pinata offers alternative to college search... unless unintended audience participants screw up the punchline...)
5.5 Have Super Christmas by Lilly and O'Sandra
(I mean have a super "holiday".)
6. Ode To A Cute Guy by Lily Chong
(A monologue dedicated to the guy Lily's crush of the moment)
7. Song by King Sophie
(Serious song)
9. Morgan's Poem
(Emo poem)
10. The Alphabet by Faith
(Faith teaches the audience a name game)
11. All About A Lovely Girl by Emmy & Morgan
(It was a CAR, get it????)
12. The Lunatic and the Madman by Annessa Olsen
(Very long piece about crazy people)
13. Rhetorical Questions by Emmy
(The world would be so much better without them...)
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