Yes Shame Theatre has returned to the world and also Iowa City Highschool! Continuing in the tradition of a slightly substandard version of No Shame, Yes Shame is in room 001 at City High on Tuesday evenings at 8:00pm. It will eventually be in the Little Theatre as is the tradition, but that is currently full of books and old people.
1. A Very True and Unbiased Account of This Thing That Happened Once By King Sophie
(Sophie is at a happening hang-out awaiting the arrival of probably a bus. Little does she know, there is a scary monster right next to her.)
2. National Affair By Emily Artz
(The president is very confused about this alleged "chick named Katrina" killing people in... Los Angeles? Sophie, playing the president happens to be wearing a shirt about Canada.)
3. I Ate Your Mom By Lilly
(You know that awkwardness when you make a your mom joke around someone who doesn't have a mom?)
4. Page 606 Blues By Caleb Brown
(Caleb reads Harry Potter and it makes him sad. Or blue...)
5. A Mundane Conversation By Eleni "The Big Bang" Achrazoglou
(Lilly and Sophie chat about bottled water while wearing very fashionable clothing.)
6. Dinosaurs: A Poem About Dinosaurs By Sophie
(Sophie reads a poem entitled "Dinosaurs" that she wrote about dinosaurs.)
7. The Wicked Witch of the South By Lilly
(Who knew witches were so Christian?)
8. A Song About a Baby By Sophie
(This one is NOT EVEN FUNNY. Because it is about a BABY and BABIES are NOT FUNNY.)
9. Ghostbox By Lilly
(Lilly purchases a ghost in a box from a garage sale, but it's actually just Sophie. Wervamps are discussed.)
10. Haze prayer By Amanda
(Amanda's amazing piece that impressed the hell out of me.)
11. Pasta By Lilly and Sophie
(Lulu eats some pasta through a styrofoam plate.)
15. The Customer is Always Right Sometimes By Caleb
(Caleb is an angry old man and then an angry old man with a raw egg on his bare chest.)
1. Weird Words by King Sophie
(Sophie thinks several words are weird--but the teacher doesn't agree!)
2. I'd Like to Buy a Laugh Track by The Amazing Wombat
(A boy purchases a Laugh Track, who doesn't do his job. Could he be in cahoots with the Narrator?)
3. OMG, WTH?! by David Ray
(The concept of infinity, and laser beams?)
4. Names Can Be Confusing! by Lilly
(The names of diseases and disorders are debated. Asberger's Syndrome.)
5. It Is Not Ever The Person or Entity Whom You Think That It Is Going To Be by King Sophie
(If Sophie has a poptart in her hand, where is the world's smallest man?!)
6. How To Be a Perfect Person In Five Minutes Or Less by Osean Perez
(It turns out there are just three easy steps, mostly having to do with being an old lady.)
7. the Line Of Duty by Peregrine
(Amanda is shot, with hilarious results!)
8. Ultra Speed Claw Scratch by The Amazing Wombat
(Seven-year-old superheros in their underwear??)
9. Some Songs About Some English Teachers by King Sophie
(You'll never guess who her best friend is.)
10. Lions Are Awesome by Lilly
(Two lions discuss the pros and cons of killing the humans and taking their women.)
2. A Metaphore in the Style of William Shakespeare By King Sophie--About love and robots. Written in iambic pentameter. Impressive?
3. Forclosing on the Farm By Mandanananananananaaaa--Amanda has sadly lost the farm that she and Emily owned without Emily's knowlege. How sad.
4. The Phantom of Yes Shame By Czarma Rasputin aka Emily Artz--Two actors leave their rehearsal when a spooky yet confused phantom crosses their path.
5. A Song About the Crap in the Street By King Sophie--Sophie found some crap in the street by your car. Eleni rocks the tin-can drum solos.
6. Tomatoes By Lilly--Osean tries to be impressive, but his tomato is just a facade
7. "To Love Again" By Lily Chong--Lily's sings a song to the tune of Vienna by Billy Joel
8. Not Funny Piece Without a Name By Sophie--You know what else isn't funny? Child abuse. Let's talk about that.
9. The Aptly Titled "Not Actually Existing Skit" By |Eric Idle|--What? Eric Idle has an absolute value and also attends Yes Shame? I think Emily is pulling my leg.
1. The Improvising Song by Manda and Sarah
(Amanda and Sarah improvise a song about Halloween and maybe also Christmas. Eventually they get fed up and turn the lights off.)
2. Doing Scary Things To Scare You Part I: Scary Halloweeny Spooktacular by King Sophie
(Osean's grandma is one crazy kid! What a hoot.)
3. Another Day, Another Thousand Dollars by Emily Artz
(A business is run like a country. ie Badly. Hey, do you guys get the idea that Emily's a democrat, or is it just me? Mr. Doug Lestina drags Osean off stage because he's a... dead dog?)
4. Untitled Rant About a Broken Heart by Lily Chong
(Lily's monologue about her first boyfriend.)
5. Doing Scary Things To Scare You Part II: Ghoul School is Cool School by King Sophie
(There is a sad ghost, so maybe marshmallows will cheer it up.)
6. (The Unfunny) Woe Unto the Stagehand by (Paynomind)
(Exploring the apartment of an actor and discovering a donkey.)
6.5 Love is Blind by Lilly
(A blind man accidentally proposes to a confused stranger.)
7. My Heart Longs For You by Lily Chong
(Lily sings a song to the tune of a Lindsay Lohan song.)
8. Non-Jokes Demon by Tomas
(Tomas and friends laugh at some confusing jokes while Sarah is confused.)
9. Sushi Eli
(Nobody ever suspects the janitor.)
10. Applying the Things You Learn in School to Make Halloween More Fun by King Sophie
(Sophie, saddened by her fate of studying biology rather than trick-or-treating, recieves a visit from the Hemogoblin.)
11. For Whom the Future's Woven by Amananada
(Amanda's serious piece. Alice In Wonderland metaphore.)
11.5 A Halloween Prank by Lilly
(Mean people can really ruin a fun holiday.)
12. Ghost Girl and Pumpkinhead by The Amazing Wambat
(A Halloween-loving ghost discusses the pros and cons of her death with her buddy, a ghost pumpkin.)
1. Twelve Days of Midwinter by David Ray
(The Twelve Days of Christmas, Lord of the Rings style.
2. Sheep Genetics by William Readman
(A song about cloning.
3. The Bridge is Burning by Amanda Horn
(Lots of disasters can be upsetting. Especially to Sarah.
4. Random Movie Reviews by Lily Chong
(Lily tells us what Ebert and Roeper thought of such random movies as Scooby Doo and Scooby Doo 2.
5. Bloodlust by David Ray
(A song about war and possibly otherworldly beings.
6. Not Monotone for Yesterday by King Sophia Elisabet Taft III
(Youth is lost and gained, Osean is a freed horse.
7. Shattered Soul by Lily Chong
(Lily sings a song to the tune of another Lindsay Lohan song.
7.5 Chilly Day Conversation by Lilly
(Lilly plans to do a point five, then changes her mind and crumples up Sophie's script.
8. MACE IN YOUR FACE by Caleb
(A song involving self defense and a harmonica.
9. The Song Master by Amanda
(A serious piece about free speech, probably in the future.
10. A Freeekin' Waltz! by Sophie, King
(Sophie plays/sings a waltz. How surprising.
11. The Evolution of Man by O'Sandra
(An amoeba evolves and eventually people kill each other.
12.5 Thus Spake Zarathustra by Richard Strauss
(A banana is eaten.
12. The First Thanksgiving by Lilly
(Let's all get naked and eat popcorn!
2. The Five Senses - King Whatever
(Osean gets in a fight with his eyes, messes up script)
3. New Wool Symphony - Mr. Joe Artz
(Vegetable sheep are discussed, in depth.)
4. My Experience at Camp Kingsmont - Lily Chong
(Lily Chong sure had a good time at Camp Kingsmont with her South African friend)
5. Something About Tea Pots -
(This piece was by nobody, and it didn't really happen. That's okay; it was pledgerized anyway.)
5.5 Dance Dance Revolution - King Sophie
(Osean's dancing skills are not as good as he thinks they are!)
6. The Big Race - Lilly
(A tortoise and a hare race, with unexpected results)
7. I Didn't Steal Your Boyfriend - the Late Birthday Girl
(Makes it sound as though she's dead... 2 sisters fighting)
9. If Everyone Was Robots - King Sophie
(Musical performance.)
10. Thank You - Lily Chong
(A song about a friend)
11. True Facts Hammerhead Sharks - Lilly
(FACT: Hammerhead Sharks are awesome.)
(12.) Soda Pop - Sophie
(A man with no shirt or shoes can't buy any soda pop, but someone with no pants can. A merry time follows.)
Announcements:
-Oh my but this rug is pretty. Don't get soda or bodily fluids on it.
-We don't have a normal sized table. We do, however, have two small tables.
-The reason for the strange furniture and things is the Winter Play Festival SPECTACULAR!!!!! Or something. Go to it at 7:30 on Friday and Saturday in the Little Theatre. Lilly, Sophie, Osean, Emily, Eva, and Peter are in it. So are some other people.
-It's Lilly's birthday tomorrow, so give her a hug.
-It's also Mysterious Voice From The Darkened Audience's birthday, so give her a hug too.
-Next Yes Shame will be after winter break some time.
1. How to be a Perfect Person in 5 Minutes or Less - Ooh Ghost Noises Oooh
2. New Wool Symphony - Mr. Joe Artz
2. Applying the things you learn in school to make Halloween more fun - King Sophie
3. Mace in Your Face - Caleb Brown
4. I'd like to buy a laugh track - The Amazing Wambat
4.5. Evolution of Man - O'Sandra!
5. Dinosaurs: A Poem About Dinosaurs - Sophie Taft
6. Foreclosing on the Farm - Amananananananana
6.5. Love is Blind - Lilly
7. Song About the Crap in the Street - King Sophie
8. Pasta - Sophie and Lilly
9. The Phantom of Yes Shame - Czarma Rasputin AKA Emily Artz
9.5. I Ate Your Mom - Lilly
10. It Is Not Ever The Person Or Entity Whom You Expect - King Sophie
11. Ghost Box - Lilly
12. Some Songs About Some English Teachers - Sophie
SPECIAL SURPRIZE WITHOUT A NUMBER:
Soda Pop Shop--King Sophie
