Tonight was the first night ever of Grand Slam Theatre(formerly Yes Shame Theatre). It started as close to the wall with the bases loaded, but no one thought it would turn into this!
1. Photatoes - Hannah CooperGrand Slam Theatre is weirder than Yes Shame Theatre. Next week: Outkast!
Caleb talks about trees and what exactly photatoes are while two young women wrapped in cyran wrap squirm on the floor.
2. Will and William - Will Kapp and William Callahan
A Nazi and a Black Panther talk about lost loves, Michelle Kwan and the chance of togetherness. Too bad their costumes were just a chair and a hunk of camouflage wood.
3. Catch - Caleb Brown
Caleb asks for people to come play catch with him. No one does. Will and William have lost the order!
4. Island Kiss - Anne Sullivan and Topher Little-Westfield
They nuzzle and the crowd is disgusted. Disgusted.
5. Join The Club - Whitney Ringen
A guy gets his foot stuck to the floor. Someone call a U-Haul!
6. Cute Outfits - Emily Yoshida and Anne Sullivan
Emily and Anne discuss current fashion trends. The research was done with the E! Channel. (the E! is for Entertainment!)
7. The Reason Why The Seven Stars Are No More Than Seven Is A Pretty Reason - Whitney "Grand Slam" Ringen
Whitney reads a poem with a clock flashing midnight and a lighter flashing fire. Doug says "NOT IN MY LITTLE THEATRE!! BLAH BLAH BLAH $15,000".
8. Knives - Caleb Brown
After his other attempt at catch fails, Caleb orders Doug to play with him. They play until Doug throws yet another tissy fit and throws the ball into the top stage thingy(I'm at a loss for the word).
9. Comanche Row - William Callahan
Singing in rounds took a lot of time to set up. Then William proceeded to creep out the crowd with his mask, sandwich, and withOUT his shirt.
I will now number the order in a top secret code fasion. Where every 'symbol' represents a number. ENJOY!
A: Museum by Whitney RingenHINT: Replace the letter with it's place in the alphabet... for example, A=1, B=2 etc. Try it!
B: The Sultan of Araby by Caleb Brown
C: Dead Man's Drawl by William Callahan
D: Chapter 5 by Will Kapp
E: You Know What I Mean by Laurenza
F: Get Your Mind Out of the Gutter by Laurenza and Leslie
G: Best Game Ever by Doug Lestina
H: Chapter 7 by Will Kapp
I: Long Winter's Nap by William Callahan
Tonight was an interesting night for Yes Shame Theatre as there was no Doug to let us into the theatre where we usually hold these meetings at. Apparently he was sick and there was no Yes Shame, but we did it anyway, using the hall as our own impromptu theater. Are we not darling?
1. Andrew MacKay - Stand Up (Episode 1: The Issues)Oh, and William was truant as well so we all missed our history lesson.
2. Allie Ludvigson - Some Jibberish About Blankets
3. Adam Protextor - Where Are We?
4. Will Kapp - You Didn't Hear About The Speakers?
5. Lauren Kimmel - Am I Related To Jimmy?
6. Witnee Ringham - Song 2 (Not the Blur one)
7. Caleb Brown - Life
1. William - William's Piece
2. Caleb - A Song
3. Ae... something - Important Men
4. Jordan - Moonlight Sonata
5. Caleb, Nick, Joe and Kevin - Werdz
6. ChimpanA through ChimpanZ - Mimic
7. Will Kapp - Monster Trucks will Change the World
