"Damn, baby! What’d you do to your hair? Orlando, you like it? It’s Autumn Sunrise" by Paul Rust

"Damn, baby! What’d you do to your hair? Orlando, you like it? It’s Autumn Sunrise" written by Paul Rust

My neighbors are so nosy! They’re always prying! Pry, pry, pry. That’s all they ever do is pry. They get into your business when you don’t want them in your business. They all get in my face and say, "What’s your business?" And my reply generally is, "Real estate." And, of course, their reaction is, "Wha?! Real estate! Huh? Wha?" because, you see, I threw them for a loop since my real business is insurance. I’m always throwing people for a loop. Loop de doop. How do I throw loops? Sometimes with some fruit. Ha! Get it? Fruit loops. They’re a magical taste sensation. Sensation. Sensation Nation. I wish I was the President of a Sensation Nation. My cabinet would consist of the coolest people in the world… all of them named Kirk. Kirk Cameron, Captain Kirk, Kirk Klemme, Kirk Fog, and Lloyd Bridges. No, not Nash Bridges! That’s a popular television show. It’s not? I don’t understand pressure? Well, fuck you! Fuck you! Do you wanna’ know how I got in here? Do you?! I kissed a bunny with Balki’s ass! Ass-smell. Smell it. Smell the glove. Smell it rat. (begin urinating in pants) Labrat Tori Spelling Beautiful Day of the Dead to the world on wheels get back in the car pool lane Bryant gumball machine shed some tear for fears a really good movie magic wanda is a fish aquarium death is very common among kids say the darndest things make you go hmmm that’s good eating dinner, bell of Sioux city heelan is the home of hair cut it out of wedlock the door knobby knees boots were made for walking corpses Christy-pher Columbus, Ohi-omarket econometeor shower me with gifts of love. Gifts of love! Gifts of love! Gifts of love!

(scream)

BLACKOUT

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"Damn, baby! What’d you do to your hair? Orlando, you like it? It’s Autumn Sunrise" debuted November 17, 2000, performed by Paul Rust.

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